I remember being in a local shopping center in aberdeen and getting that "Twinge" in you guts that says run to the nearest toilet, dont ask why, just run!
So off i ran...
Got to the toilet, 2 cubicles.. 1 in use, the other free.. thank got i thought! Went in buckle undone.. then clocked an choked up toilet full of toilet roll. oh hell...
I hung in as long as i could, to see if the guy in the next cubicle was about to leave, he wasn't the get! so i just flush the loo i was in and let go! Hazar...
upon finishing..i went to wipe...3 sheets of paper left..so i had to carefully... and i mean CAREFULLY use them, but it wasn't enough.. then i heard the guy in the next cubicle flush....then wash his hands... upon hearing the main door shut, i opened my cubicle and ran to the next (trousers round ankels) and finished the clean up operation..
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